I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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