Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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