Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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