grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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