I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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