someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize