I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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