the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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