last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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