i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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