Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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