dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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