when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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