...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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