when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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