no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize