My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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