Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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