Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(913): View more from Kansas

omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(913): omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand http://tfl.nu/y2lh

Replies (10) Good night (580) Bad night (1528) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine. http://tfl.nu/vmvb

Replies (2) Good night (2329) Bad night (415) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(916): I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time. http://tfl.nu/hsnu

Replies (14) Good night (4057) Bad night (490) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way. http://tfl.nu/v52c

Replies (63) Good night (3268) Bad night (1182) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal. http://tfl.nu/t01g

Replies (22) Good night (1276) Bad night (3257) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(571): View more from Virginia

i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(571): i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me. http://tfl.nu/qg7x

Replies (58) Good night (5378) Bad night (935) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you. http://tfl.nu/a48g

Replies (14) Good night (5367) Bad night (1973) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(206): View more from Washington

In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(206): In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds. http://tfl.nu/g8w5

Replies (7) Good night (840) Bad night (2479) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it. http://tfl.nu/s0lk

Replies (16) Good night (3051) Bad night (737) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college http://tfl.nu/e5ta

Replies (1) Good night (1279) Bad night (533) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have. http://tfl.nu/xov4

Replies (9) Good night (1728) Bad night (370)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos" http://tfl.nu/1xhi

Replies (10) Good night (1428) Bad night (474) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(605): View more from South Dakota

I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(605): I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with. http://tfl.nu/3qb7

Replies (5) Good night (620) Bad night (259) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+61): View more from Australia

If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+61): If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that. http://tfl.nu/eyt5

Replies (1) Good night (776) Bad night (311) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'

(701): View more from North Dakota

That's true love, there.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(701): Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.' (701): That's true love, there. http://tfl.nu/22yh

Replies (0) Good night (735) Bad night (409)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: