I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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