No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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