I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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