My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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