There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ketchup is God's man juice
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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