I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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