I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
how drunk are you?
Several
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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