if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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