Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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