Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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