just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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