i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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