dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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