I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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