It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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