it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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