Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize