I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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