On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My penis needs a shock collar
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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