***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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