There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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