yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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