You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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