you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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