You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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