I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Life is so much better after having sex.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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