i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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