3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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