So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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