The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It's shark week go big or go home
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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