shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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